Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Kevin Sorbo is Dreamy

I've blogged about my dreams before, so thought I'd go ahead and post this IM convo from today at work about my dream last night.

[‎1/‎26/‎2016 4:00 PM] Tiffany Greene:
so, know how I said I have dreams about things and then the next day something from that dream happens?
well, my dream last night was pretty great
like, the most random I've had in a while
it started in a high school, and something about the monsters from Monsters University were there
the girls' locker room was really big with tables in there full of pizza, which I thought was a weird place to eat lunch
and I met this sophomore kid named Chip who was actually this funny cool kid
well anyway, then the dream was that Xena (the warrior princess) really wanted Hercules (Kevin Sorbo version) to take her to Australia
so he opened up his eagle wings (??) and put them over her and did this magical swirl move
and they beamed to Australia
only it was all wilderness
and she was so bummed, she was like "this is not the Australia I've read about.. it's supposed to have beautiful boulevards! and charming lamp posts!" yada yada...
and he's like "well that's because Australia hasn't been civilized yet, that's a different time period"
and while they are talking, her horse runs away
and then CHIP! Chip pops out from behind a tree, because he had stowed away
... oh my gosh, like Chip on Beauty and the Beast! weird...
anyway, so they send Chip off to go find the horse
and uh, that's pretty much when Avery came in and woke me up
but the funny part is I got into work---

and saw that someone had used the "DISAPPOINTED" gif! With Kevin Sorbo!



I AM DREAM PSYCHIC.

(What better way to break back into blogging, amirite?! Everybody loves a good dream story...)